Thursday, April 10, 2008

Endangered Species

Wood Stork

Ivory Billed Woodpecker

California Condor

American Domestic Flights

Monday, February 11, 2008

Info, Menu, Exit... DESTROY!

Man threatened to blow up city with TV remote

Australian police declared a state of emergency after a drunken man threatened
to blow up half a city with his TV remote control.

I've been able to access a few bombs with my remote. Most recently Shoot 'Em Up, on On Demand. Terrible.

Thursday, February 07, 2008

See Ya Romney!

Don't let the door hit you in the magic underwear on the way out!

How could anyone vote for a guy who still follows a religion that was made up in upstate New York by a guy who was trying to get out of debt?

AND the clever bastard whipped up the whole polygamy thing to control his wife and girlfriends.

Today, I fell a little better. Not much, but it's a step in the right direction.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Here's A Story, Of A Dick Named Brady...

Tom Edward Patrick Brady, Jr. (born August 3, 1977) is a football player, future Hall of Famer, insufferable golden boy, and a dick.

According to Dickipedia.


But make no mistake... the drunks I saw on the trains and in the streets this morning screaming "Don't go to work! Go to the parade!" get their own dickipedia page.

Enjoy it now jobless joe, because tomorrow you go back to being a loser.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008