My Kind Of Woman

Loved Rita Moreno as a kid. Loved her even more on the Muppets.

The Green Comet On Its Way

Comet Lovejoy, discovered recently by Terry Lovejoy of Thornlands, Australia, is on its way into the solar system. The existence of this lovely green comet was confirmed by John Drummond of Gisborne, New Zealand.

Can The Monkey God Save Rama’s Underwater Bridge?

I don't know, but I love the name of this article.

Can the monkey god save Rama’s underwater bridge?

Angles In The Clouds

That's right, angles. Not angels.

Bizarre hexagon spotted in Saturn’s clouds

Diet Dr. Pepper

So... it tastes like a donut?? A piece of cake? Ew.

I don't get it.

The Pussification Of America

Here are two awful stories that will undoubtedly will create a generation of pussy American kids who wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feelings because it's not politically correct.

Jesus tap dancin' Christ, if this shit spreads from town to town, China will just leisurly walk onto our shores and we won't fight back because we wouldn't want to cause a rukus!

Lilburn, GA bans karaoke, pool, darts, video games, card games and trivia nights.

Why? "Because bars and honky-tonks lead to more crime."

Morons.

Officials Weigh Booing Ban at High School Games

Why? "It's the organized effort to try to intimidate or try to make fun of someone that becomes personal in nature that can escalate then into other concerns that we might have".

Idiots.


Yes, there will always be an asshole no matter where you go - but you deal with that asshole appropriately so that others may enjoy.

Ban booing?

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!