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Man threatened to blow up city with TV remote

Australian police declared a state of emergency after a drunken man threatened
to blow up half a city with his TV remote control.

I've been able to access a few bombs with my remote. Most recently Shoot 'Em Up, on On Demand. Terrible.

See Ya Romney!

Don't let the door hit you in the magic underwear on the way out!

How could anyone vote for a guy who still follows a religion that was made up in upstate New York by a guy who was trying to get out of debt?

AND the clever bastard whipped up the whole polygamy thing to control his wife and girlfriends.

Today, I fell a little better. Not much, but it's a step in the right direction.

Close Encounters Of The Bird Kind

A GOOSE crashed onto a car after being knocked from the sky by a METEORITE

Gotta watch out. Those meteorites will cook your goose.

Here's A Story, Of A Dick Named Brady...

Tom Edward Patrick Brady, Jr. (born August 3, 1977) is a football player, future Hall of Famer, insufferable golden boy, and a dick.

According to Dickipedia.

Bwahahaha.

But make no mistake... the drunks I saw on the trains and in the streets this morning screaming "Don't go to work! Go to the parade!" get their own dickipedia page.

Enjoy it now jobless joe, because tomorrow you go back to being a loser.

Guess Who Sara Silverman Is F'n?

I told you she rules.

This Time, I'm Gonna Blast The Ark

New Mammal

If a mouse were to get its nose stuck on a vaccum cleaner... this is what is would look like.



'Bizarre' new mammal discovered