The New York Post recently printed a movie review of 'The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep'.
Film critic Kyle Smith wrote this synopsis about the movie:
"by trying to be charmingly old-fashioned, it overshoots the mark and winds up being as musty as grandma's lingerie drawer. The average 12-year-old will find it slow and predictable. "
As musty as grandma's lingerie drawer.
"DUDE... this movie moves like grandma's panties!"
How the hell would ANYONE know what grandma's lingerie drawer smells like?
And grandma's don't wear lingerie. By the time they're grandmas (excluding the Spears family), they're usually just wearing undergarments, or pieces of strategically placed cloth and string that prevents embarrassing Easter morning breakfasts.
And dude, it's a kid movie.
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