Monday, December 04, 2006


I was in three places today where the escalators were broken.

I see this all the time.

It seems every escalator I take breaks down at least once a month.

Are escalator repairmen unionized? Because they must make boatloads of cash. They've got to be in high demand!

Take the stairs fatty!


Valerie said...

yeah fatty! take the stairs!

smartypants said...

Wait-- every escalator you take breaks? Maybe you're the problem?


newbluebaby said...

Err... um.... that didn't exactly come out the way I meant it.

*eats comfort food*

smartypants said...

There, there Fatty.