A History Mystery

A final thrust of the crowbar cracked the wooden crate open, and the architect, the anthropologist and the mortar expert leaned in to look at the oddity that had drawn them to an out-of-the-way warehouse.

City tax records show the building, a onetime warehouse, was built for William Colgate — the civic-minded, deeply Christian soap entrepreneur who founded what is now Colgate Palmolive Co. and helped establish the American Bible Society.

Let's see... a strange symbol. William Colgate.... Colgate makes toothpaste. American Bible Society. What does the bible and toothpaste have in common?

Oh no... Colgate's competition is Crest.

In the bible, Armageddon mentions.... Cavity Creeps!!

My god... if they mess with that symbol, they'll release the Cavity Creeps! Obviously entombed behind that wall for hundreds of years!

THEY MAKE HOLES IN TEETH!

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