Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Jungle

Found: the giant lion-eating chimps of the magic forest

Deep in the Congolese jungle is a band of apes that, according to local legend, kill lions, catch fish and even howl at the moon. Local hunters speak of massive creatures that seem to be some sort of hybrid between a chimp and a gorilla.

Let's hope they can stay there and the mid-sized meat eating men of the city leave them alone.

But still, this proves my theory. Hybrids are dangerous. And this hybrid seems to be even more dangerous than the alien-human hybrid. Yes, it's a theory.