Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Close Encounters Of The Nude Kind

2051 space oddity: TV station aims at an alien audience

Eurotrash goes intergalactic tonight when two naked television presenters host the first programme conceived for aliens and broadcast to a star located in the Big Dipper, 45 light years away.

The TV show has been conceived as an idiot's guide to humankind, or close encounters of the nude kind. The hosts will explain how the human body is created - thus justifying their own nakedness - and will tell about the main elements of daily human life.

Idiot's guide. No kidding.

They'll send their invasion force soon after.

You were warned here first.

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