Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Polish P.U.

Police hunt farting dissident

When told to show more respect for the country's rulers, he farted loudly and was promptly arrested.

First of all, the President of Poland is a twin. You know they're planning some creepy twin mental caper which involves having two dates for the Presidental Ball. It just shouldn't be allowed.

Second of all, maybe this guy just had too much kielbasa for lunch.

Third, when I think of the same question... I don't fart. I throw up.

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