A woman whose apartment was allegedly broken into by a man who claimed he was a werewolf told the court Tuesday the man needs mental help, not prison.
I should have a been a dectective because I totally figured this out.
In the night in question, was there a full moon?
Yes, guilty for being a werewolf and death by silver bullet!
No, guilty for being drunk and sentenced to community service and a $1,000 fine!
DUH.
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