Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Werewolf To Stand Trial

A woman whose apartment was allegedly broken into by a man who claimed he was a werewolf told the court Tuesday the man needs mental help, not prison.

I should have a been a dectective because I totally figured this out.

In the night in question, was there a full moon?

Yes, guilty for being a werewolf and death by silver bullet!

No, guilty for being drunk and sentenced to community service and a $1,000 fine!


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