There's A Boy On The Wing Of This Plane!

Boy survives two-hour flight to Moscow hanging onto plane wing

A 15-year-old boy from the Urals suffered acute frostbite after riding the
wing of a Boeing-737 plane on a two-hour flight from Perm to Moscow, Russian
radio station Mayak reported on Monday.

Considering more vodka infused stories come out of Russia than Britney's ass, I'd be inclined to doubt this until we have offical word from Yakoff Smirnoff. "In Russia, plane flies you!"