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3 comments:
i'm picturing an "all you can eat riblets" applebees takeout explosion all over your desk.
am i close?
Yes.
Except it's those free brownies you get with your Domino's Pizza.
I just grossed myself out.
you mean fudge-'ems?
awwwwww, fudge-'ems!
i dip my fudge-'ems in bleu cheese and my cheesy bread in fudge.
nice to meet you. i'm obese.
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