Thursday, January 11, 2007

David Caruso!

I've only watched 1 episode of CSI and it was the Miami one.

I couldn't even get through it. I hated it. But why? Why did I hate it?

Oh, yea, this is why:

David Caruso!

I watched the whole thing. I laughed. I cried. I got angry. I laughed again.

People watch this crap? People write this crap? Again, people watch this crap!!?!?!?!?!?


It seems we didn't get.........

*dramatic pause*

What we paid for...

*puts on sunglasses*

*exits stage left*



anne altman said...

haha. firecrotch.

he's so amazingly lucky to have a job. "I'm going to leave NYPD Blue" b/c the demand for me and my firebush is so great, that the offers for tv and movies will be astounding and..."

and you'll be lucky to end up on a another crime show which you did and you're so so so so so lucky.

i thought he was headed to Lifetime for sure.

Just Dave said...

He will only be on shows where he can be the number one manly man. That means there can be no other men in the cast since this dork makes Richard Simmons look like Hulk Hogan.