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Thursday, January 18, 2007

The Savior Has Returned!

That's the only explaination.

So welcome your fuzzy lord, Monkey Jesus.

In a mysterious bit of monkey business, a female at a chimpanzee sanctuary has given birth, despite the fact that the facility's entire male chimp population has had vasectomies.
Posted by newbluebaby at 11:17 AM

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