If predictions by the Oxford Hair Foundation come to pass, the number of natural redheads everywhere will continue to dwindle until there are none left by the year 2100.
Too bad. I like redheads.
Therefore, in order to save the species, I volunteer myself to all single child bearing redheads!
Let's do it! Let's do it for our survival!
1 comment:
Yeah, I'll do my part too, provided said redheads aren't my jr high boyfriend, ex-roommate, or Carrot Top.
Actually, there will be an elaborate screening process, but eligible red heads are certainly encouraged to apply.
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