Thursday, January 18, 2007

Endangered Redheads

If predictions by the Oxford Hair Foundation come to pass, the number of natural redheads everywhere will continue to dwindle until there are none left by the year 2100.

Too bad. I like redheads.

Therefore, in order to save the species, I volunteer myself to all single child bearing redheads!

Let's do it! Let's do it for our survival!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I'll do my part too, provided said redheads aren't my jr high boyfriend, ex-roommate, or Carrot Top.

Actually, there will be an elaborate screening process, but eligible red heads are certainly encouraged to apply.