I'm Sorry We Ate Your Great Grandfather

The descendants of cannibals in Papua New Guinea, who killed and ate four Fijian missionaries in 1878, have said sorry for their forefathers' actions.

They offered a boutique of rare jungle orchids and shrunken heads as reparations.

PNG's Governor-General Sir Paulias Matane praised the early missionaries
for making the country Christian - and called for more people to follow its
guiding principles.

"I wish many people could follow the 10 commandments, but they still
steal today and commit adultery," he said.

"There is a big increase in HIV/Aids cases in the country because of
adultery, despite knowing it's wrong."

It good to see their christian ignorance is still holding fast. Excuse me, Governor-General, but HIV & Aids is caused by unprotected sex, not adultery. Morons.