Wednesday, August 29, 2007

I've Seen This Movie

Senator Larry Craig: toe-tapper, dick slapper.

Not getting much support so far from your political colleagues? I wonder why?

Those whispers in the hallowed halls of liberty have now muted to nods of "I knew it" to each other.

And as all these other affairs come to light, or out of thin air as you'll deem it to the press, don't worry... this script has been written and proved effective:

Deny, deny, deny.... oh wait, I'm sorry, I am, and I've found god.

You ol' GOP'ers... you're the new priests!

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