"It's hot out there!"
"Is it Friday yet?"
"This day can't go quick enough!"
"How are things on 14?"
I hate it. I'm all for free speech, but unless you have something MEANINGFUL to say to someone, shut the hell up.
Elevator small-talk should be banned and punishable by having your elevator rights revoked and then you have to take the stairs while being whipped by an under-the-stairs gnome.
"It's really raining out there!"
NO SHIT THAT'S WHY I HAVE AN UMBRELLA AND MY SHOES ARE WET!
Morons.
6 comments:
word!
Two people are in an elevator. One of them farts.
Both know who did it.
by the way, how are things on 14?
Oh, you know... same 'ol same 'ol.
*forced laughter*
sure. i hear ya. *more forced laughter*
Ya I think im gonna start saying things like I just pissed my pants, Or I hate you. Just to get a reaction.
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