Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Elevator Small-talk


"It's hot out there!"

"Is it Friday yet?"

"This day can't go quick enough!"

"How are things on 14?"



I hate it. I'm all for free speech, but unless you have something MEANINGFUL to say to someone, shut the hell up.

Elevator small-talk should be banned and punishable by having your elevator rights revoked and then you have to take the stairs while being whipped by an under-the-stairs gnome.


"It's really raining out there!"

NO SHIT THAT'S WHY I HAVE AN UMBRELLA AND MY SHOES ARE WET!

Morons.

6 comments:

Valerie said...

word!

anne altman said...

Two people are in an elevator. One of them farts.

Both know who did it.

anne altman said...

by the way, how are things on 14?

newbluebaby said...

Oh, you know... same 'ol same 'ol.



*forced laughter*

anne altman said...

sure. i hear ya. *more forced laughter*

wallray said...

Ya I think im gonna start saying things like I just pissed my pants, Or I hate you. Just to get a reaction.