Monday, September 25, 2006

King Egghead

Wicked googly!

I hope it is true. Gone are the days when royalty could do crazy, insane, sexual devious acts, just because they were royalty. If Prince Albert wanted in the can, he would have it in the can!

If I were king, you could be sure I'd be eating eggs on my estate while conducting a live midget chess game while chambermaids wash the royal jewels.

It would be a short reign before the pitchforks and torches show up at the castle walls, but c'mon, let's have some indulgence left in the world. Is that so bad?

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