Thursday, September 28, 2006

What Is Object X?

Art Smuggler Offers Italy Mystery Masterpiece `X' to End Trial

A convicted antiquities smuggler has offered to return a previously unknown ancient masterpiece known as ``Object X'' to Italy in exchange for reducing the jail time and fines he faces for supplying loot to U.S. museums.

What is it!? I want to know!

You know Michelangelo's David? Well, it's probably his lesser known work, "Bud", David's unemployed, fat older bother.

1 comment:

matt said...

It's actually the never-released chucklefest, "Beverly Hills Ninja 2: Mo Betta Ninja".