Tuesday, September 19, 2006

One More Corky Story


Chris Burke was touring special handicap schools giving speeches and lending support.

One day, when his moment to come before the crowd that had gathered in the auditorium came, he was no where to be found.

Looking around, some noises were heard back stage.

He was having sex with one of the students. A young lady. Presumably.

As they separated them he said "What? I can do this. I'm a big star!"

True Story.

7 comments:

anne altman said...

i hear corky is violent.

"Violence!" :my favorite line in Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf

smartypants said...

He should have a show "Porking Corky". I know I'd watch. Once.

newbluebaby said...

Get down with the syndrome.

anne altman said...

what you doin' back stage, corky? "something special."

you're terrible muriel

Liz said...

sweet. now i have a good excuse for thinking that corky was creepy and THAT is why i couldn't watch his show.

matt said...

I thought that Corky was great in "Dunston Checks In".

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