Chris Burke was touring special handicap schools giving speeches and lending support.
One day, when his moment to come before the crowd that had gathered in the auditorium came, he was no where to be found.
Looking around, some noises were heard back stage.
He was having sex with one of the students. A young lady. Presumably.
As they separated them he said "What? I can do this. I'm a big star!"
True Story.
7 comments:
i hear corky is violent.
"Violence!" :my favorite line in Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf
He should have a show "Porking Corky". I know I'd watch. Once.
Get down with the syndrome.
what you doin' back stage, corky? "something special."
you're terrible muriel
sweet. now i have a good excuse for thinking that corky was creepy and THAT is why i couldn't watch his show.
I thought that Corky was great in "Dunston Checks In".
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