Monday, September 18, 2006

Leave Your Nipples Alone

Don't stick pens in people's necks, don't put jumper leads on their nipples and don't shove pliers down their throats.

Health and safety consultant Lisa Fenech said some people were under the mistaken impression that what they saw on television could be used in emergency situations, The Press newspaper reported today.

I've been throwing the wrong types of parties.

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