Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Drunk Elf?!

When I first saw this headline I thought it said "Drunken Elf Stakes Its Claim To Apple Tree" and instantly a story started in my head of this little surly elf, red hat with a bell on top, cigar in mouth, empty bottle of Keebler's Creek Whisky by its feet, hurling apples at children and people.

That would have been awesome.

Alas, upon closer inspections, it reads:

Drunken elk stakes its claim to apple tree

Ah. Elk! Not as colorful, but still amusing.

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