Monday, November 06, 2006

Oh Dear Lord...

Thanks for nothing.

Letters to God found dumped off New Jersey coast

People are naive and sometimes really stupid. All those letters. All those prayers. Not one answered.

You know, maybe if you went and actually, physically helped those people you prayed for - things might have turned out better. But that prayer you wrote to god?

Ended up where most dreams die. Atlantic City.

But... you can always buy them back on EBay!


anne altman said...

my santa letter better not be in there

newbluebaby said...

They ended up in Vegas and are used to snort massive amounts of blow in underage hooker dens.

smartypants said...

Then my prayers WERE answered! Hallelujah!