Friday, November 03, 2006

Gnome Liberators

Eighty garden gnomes snatched by a so-called gnome liberation group, were discovered today along the banks of a stream in central France, police said.

If I ever have a garden, I will put a gnome in it.

If a gnome liberator ever tries to take my gnome, I will shoot him. I will shoot him down.

1 comment:

Valerie said...

I have a gnome. And I love him very much. I would be heartbroken if someone stole him.

Speaking of which, someone stole my pumpkin on Halloween! Bastards!