If It's Not Scottish, It's Crap!

Nessie is a better-known Scot than Robert Burns or Sean Connery, according to a survey.

I remember when that fleet of boats equipped with high tech sonar searched Loch Ness. I was so hoping to hear they found something.

Nothing. Crap.

Here is the list of top Scots:

1 Loch Ness Monster 29%
2 Robert Burns 27%
3 Sean Connery 12%
4 Robert the Bruce 9%
5 William Wallace 7.5%
6 Robbie Coltrane 6%
7 Billy Connolly 4%
8 Lorraine Kelly 2.5%
9 Ewan McGregor 2%
10 Lulu 1%

OK, I know 7 out of 10. Not bad for a non-Scotsman I think.

Now, I've heard of Robert Burns, but I'm not familiar with his work, so I can't say I know him.

Robbie Coltrane - great actor! Billy Connolly is hysterical.

But Lorraine Kelly? Lulu? Should I know these people?

The only Lulu I know of is Lulu Hogg, wife of Boss Hogg.

And what about this Scot? Love this guy!