Monday, November 27, 2006

Have You Seen Vivi?

Show dog disappearance creates urban legend

I remember when Vivi escaped. I had been to the dog show the day before. It was my first time at a show. Never owning a dog, I found it strange so many people fawning over dogs - some were really strange, but I guess that stands for anything that people can be fans of.

My favorite part was going backstage and seeing, and petting the dogs. They let you do that! You meet the owners and the dogs and they're all friendly.

Not like that little shit terrier that bit me on the inner thigh as I was trying to deliver the paper when I was, like, 9 or something. I cried. Damn I was such a little baby, because I don't think the bite even hurt that much. I was more scared because that dog came out of nowhere and I can still see it's little teeth heading for my crotch.

That was close, no guy needs two circumcisions.

1 comment:

matt said...

Right? They're mean, aren't they?