Friday, September 08, 2006

Elbow Room

When you are standing in line, please stand in line correctly.

Do not have the tips of your shoes touching the backs of my shoes.

Do not peer around my shoulder to see what you already know you are standing in line for.

Do not yap on your cellphone.

Do not say "C'maaaaahn" under your breath. You know lines tend not to move quickly, especially for you.

It's all about elbow room.

Which I am afraid we are running out of. We need another planet.

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