Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Why Did The Chimp Cross The Road?

Study uncovers 'chimp cross code'

I've see morons in NYC cross against the green every day. The second that white walk man starts blinking, they are off the curb, not caring that there are still some cars in exiting the intersection and therefore trapping them, blocking traffic the other way, and slowing down the city in general for blocks at a time.

In this case, chimps are smarter than humans. I've seen a few people and bicyclists get hit by cars, and I felt they deserved it. I haven't seen any killed, but I imagine that I'd feel the same way.

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