Thursday, April 10, 2008

Endangered Species

Wood Stork

Ivory Billed Woodpecker

California Condor

American Domestic Flights

Monday, February 11, 2008

Info, Menu, Exit... DESTROY!

Man threatened to blow up city with TV remote

Australian police declared a state of emergency after a drunken man threatened
to blow up half a city with his TV remote control.

I've been able to access a few bombs with my remote. Most recently Shoot 'Em Up, on On Demand. Terrible.

Thursday, February 07, 2008

See Ya Romney!

Don't let the door hit you in the magic underwear on the way out!

How could anyone vote for a guy who still follows a religion that was made up in upstate New York by a guy who was trying to get out of debt?

AND the clever bastard whipped up the whole polygamy thing to control his wife and girlfriends.

Today, I fell a little better. Not much, but it's a step in the right direction.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Here's A Story, Of A Dick Named Brady...

Tom Edward Patrick Brady, Jr. (born August 3, 1977) is a football player, future Hall of Famer, insufferable golden boy, and a dick.

According to Dickipedia.


But make no mistake... the drunks I saw on the trains and in the streets this morning screaming "Don't go to work! Go to the parade!" get their own dickipedia page.

Enjoy it now jobless joe, because tomorrow you go back to being a loser.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Thursday, January 17, 2008

The Lives Of Others

Sprechen Sie Deutsches?

No matter, this incredible movie has subtitles. One of the better movies I've seen in a long time.

It takes place in 1980's East Berlin, which makes 2008 USA under the Patriot Act look like a post-it note from Bush. What?

Anyway, it's a movie about spying, secrets, history and love. It truly is amazing and I'll be adding this to my collection.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Ice Ice Baby

Harbin Ice and Snow World 2007

I can't steal any photos, so click on the link for some amazing ice sculptures.

Is It 2008 or 1008?

Rival Egyptian families agree to end 'mustache war'

Two families in southern Egypt that captured and forcefully shaved each
others' leaders earlier in the year have agreed to end their dispute, the Al
Ahram daily reported on Friday.

Back in July the families abducted each others' leaders and shaved off
their mustaches, beards, hair and eyebrows. In the region, a man's mustache
represents his honor.

Resigning over the peace treaty was Gene Shalit, the most honorable man on Earth.

Cloverfield Bootleg Available Here!

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

This Will Not End Well

Monkey’s Thoughts Propel Robot

...the 12-pound, 32-inch monkey made a robot walk using only her brain

She was in North Carolina, and the robot was in Japan.

Let me explain what is happening this way:

North Carolina


Right now, as you read this, Tokyo is being destroyed by a monkey that's tired of having wires and tubes sticking out of it's body and ass all day.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Pterodactyl Crossing

Man blames car wreck on prehistoric winged reptile

A 29-year-old Wenatchee man told police a pterodactyl caused him to drive
his car into a light pole about 11:30 p.m. Thursday.

Wenatchee police cited the man with first-degree negligent driving. A
breathalyzer test showed "a minimal amount of alcohol," said Wenatchee police
Sgt. Cherie Smith.

Minimal. Right.