Is It 2008 or 1008?

Rival Egyptian families agree to end 'mustache war'

Two families in southern Egypt that captured and forcefully shaved each
others' leaders earlier in the year have agreed to end their dispute, the Al
Ahram daily reported on Friday.


Back in July the families abducted each others' leaders and shaved off
their mustaches, beards, hair and eyebrows. In the region, a man's mustache
represents his honor.

Resigning over the peace treaty was Gene Shalit, the most honorable man on Earth.

Meet My Teddy Bear

His name is Muhammad. And he's gay. And he's christian. And he loves women. And he's got a tattoo on his ass that says THE WEST IS THE BEST.

"So a polock and a midget get caught in a thunderstorm..."

I saw this piece on the news this weekend and couldn't help but laugh. First of all, it's insulting to all humans in general that this video was ever made. You really have to believe that your workers are total idiots to think they have to watch this video to learn something.

But there was something much more disturbing to me in the video, which you can watch some of it here:




Can I sue to get the punchline to "So a polock and a midget get caught in a thunderstorm...", because I want to know! I bet it's hilarious.

In Through The Out Door

Meowch.

Woman Finds Boyfriend Dead In Cat Door

Baby Dinosaurs On The Ark!

We estimate its height at "Friggin' Huge".

I bet you've been wondering about the Puertasaurus I told you about last year.

Well, they found its bigger, badder buddy.

The skeleton of what's believed to be a new dinosaur species - a 105-foot plant-eater that is among the largest dinosaurs ever found - has been uncovered in Argentina, scientists said Monday.

The best part of this story? Read the responses below on the CBS website.

Someone actually writes this:

Dinosaurs are indeed mentioned in the Bible, but obviously the word "DINOSAUR" isn't used because the word didn't exist during Biblical times! The Bible describes the Behemoth and Leviathan in the book of Job, and also the word "tannin" the Hebrew word for dragon is used over 20 times in the Old Testament.Dinosaurs are Creations of God just like all other animals are. They just don''t exist, the larger ones that is, anymore, although there have been reports of teradactyls in New Guinea.Secular "science" doesn't want you to know about this though, because God forbid the Bible is True, we can''t have that now...right?

Although they may be simple, uneducated folk who whip themselves after staring at their sister for too long, I have to admire their ignorance, for it must be bliss in their world. Just birds chirpin' and angels singing until they get caught in an embezzlement or sex sting.

Instead of deporting illegal immigrants, can we deport people who believe that dinosaur and man walked together? If we get rid of those yahoos first the American people will be on their way to a more educated American pride and cleaner bathrooms.

New Guinea Teradactyls. That's the name of my band. 'SUP.

Greetings From Hell!

Is this Pope John Paul II waving from beyond the grave? Vatican TV director says yes

I think I'll say hello to my followers on Earth. How about a fire demon greeting? Haven't heard of one those since Moses was trippin' balls in the desert.

The Pope! The Pope! The Pope is on fire! We don't need no water let the kid toucher cover-upper burn! Burn baby burn!

There is a large percent of humans that are idiots. Personally, I see Courageous Cat and I know that fucker is burning in hell for sodomizing Minute Mouse.

Hey There Go-Getter!

Yea, you! Standing on the train, looking around at everyone. Yes, it's New York! You have that big smile on your face, reading the subway map. Hoping you'll get there in time. Where? Why, maybe an interview for your dream job! Or maybe you're just starting your dream job! You've got your briefcase, your travel luggage and a new suit, nice shoes, nice watch and a haircut! You're ready to take on the world, aren't ya?! You're a go-getter!






And your fly is down.


And I'm not going to tell you. Sucka.

The Kid Who Got Tazed At John Kerry's Q&A

Got EXACTLY what he deserved.

He resisted arrest. He threw the police off him TWICE. He was then restrained and in order for the police to contain the situation, which is their job, he was tazed so he would not try again, therefore they were able to safely remove him.

Anyone thinking otherwise should be tazed themselves.

Target: Kevin Federline

Duck!

"Entertainment Tonight" is reporting a contract has been put out on Kevin Federline's life.





I have no respect for Britney or any other of these white trash messes that are constantly in the news and I try and avoid at all costs.

BUT... what if a drugged out and messed up Britney tried to buy a hit on K-Fed? Or maybe wished out-loud that he was dead? All in order to keep feeding her kids pixie sticks?

I think it's possible!!

Hey You! In The "Bikini Patrol" T-Shirt!

Are ya really?

*Slaps Forehead*

WHY THE HELL IS LARRY KING STILL ON TELEVISION!?!?!?!

Help Me Troy Hurtubise, You're Our Only Hope!

700-Pound Grizzly Escapes Canadian Zoo, Remains on Loose

Where is Troy Hurtubise when you need him?! Now is his chance!!!

Who is Troy Hurtubise you ask? Only the greatest Canadian ever. Star of my favorite documentary ever, Project Grizzly.

Seriously, you will never see anything greater than a man testing out his Anti-Grizzly suit by getting hit by a truck.

When People Say "It's Interesting To Note"...

It usually isn't.

Hey Corey! We're Doing Lost Boys 2... But Without You!

How will he take the news?!

What Really Happens to Child Stars

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