Why I Cannot Get Involved In Politics

I prefer to kiss hands and shake babies.

I've Seen This Movie

Senator Larry Craig: toe-tapper, dick slapper.

Not getting much support so far from your political colleagues? I wonder why?

Those whispers in the hallowed halls of liberty have now muted to nods of "I knew it" to each other.

And as all these other affairs come to light, or out of thin air as you'll deem it to the press, don't worry... this script has been written and proved effective:

Deny, deny, deny.... oh wait, I'm sorry, I am, and I've found god.

You ol' GOP'ers... you're the new priests!

Councilman Michael Polensek Of Cleveland, Ohio, Rules.

JULY 19--Incensed by the most recent arrest of an alleged drug dealer, a Cleveland politician wrote the perp a scathing, profanity-filled letter that referred to the man as a "crack dealing piece of trash" who should "go to jail or the cemetery soon." In a July 12 letter, a copy of which you'll find below, Councilman Michael Polensek, 57, tore into Arsenio Winston, 18, after learning of the teenager's arrest earlier this month on a felony drug trafficking rap. The letter's writer and its recipient are pictured above. Winston's bust came in Cleveland's 11th Ward, which Polensek has represented since 1982. Writing that jail or a funeral home would be Winston's next stop, Polensek noted, "Quite frankly, I don't care which one you get to first as long as your dumb stupid ass is out of my neighborhood." While Polensek defended the confrontational letter in an interview with the Cleveland Plain Dealer, Winston's mother said she considered the missive a threat to her son and was conferring with her lawyer.


Lady, your son is an asshole. Good for Michael Polensek pointing it out.