Journeyman Is The Best New TV Show Of The Season

And I'm afraid NBC isn't backing this show.

You've got a great lineup on Monday nights - Chuck, Heroes and Journeyman. It keeps me in!

So don't blow it.

http://www.nbc.com/Journeyman/

Eat Shit Grandma!

Grandmother saved by daughter's poo.

A grandmother who contracted a potentially fatal superbug in Scotland has been saved after a hospital fed her daughter’s faeces to her.

Do I Make You Horny?

Wang The Human Unicorn

Ma Zhong Nan

Underground Italian Temples

Mama Mia!

Nestling in the foothills of the Alps in northern Italy, 30 miles from the
ancient city of Turin, lies the valley of Valchiusella. Peppered with medieval
villages, the hillside scenery is certainly picturesque.

Here, 100ft
down and hidden from public view, lies an astonishing secret - one that has
drawn comparisons with the fabled city of Atlantis and has been dubbed 'the
Eighth Wonder of the World' by the Italian government.

For weaving their
way underneath the hillside are nine ornate temples, on five levels, whose scale
and opulence take the breath away.

Wasted And Ready

Happy Thanksgiving

A Toad Licking Good Time

Man, psychedelic toad arrested

First of all, you don't lick the toad. That won't work. You massage it's back and it's excretion will come out it's pores. Get that on a piece of glass and let it dry. Then smoke it.

What you are smoking is DMT. DMT is produced by our brains. It's what makes us dream. It's natural and non-addictive. It'll create a short experience of dreaming while your awake. You'll see and feel things that are out of this dimension and then return to your normal state as if waking up. Because you body automatically maintains its levels.

But you can't get in anywhere.

Meanwhile, I'm gonna pick up a pack of smokes and a fifth of whiskey and pollute myself but I'll look into expanding my mind in a deprivation tank sometime soon and break out of this cookie cutter society you are all slaves too. Find some answers. What are you worried about? Taxes? What your neighbor does? It doesn't matter. We're all objects in space. You ego protects you. You strip it down, and you might not like what you see, but at least it is the truth.

Break free.

Comet Empire

Comet Holmes (left) from the 3.6-meter Canada-France-Hawaii telescope on Mauna Kea showing the coma at 869,900 miles (1.4 million kilometers) in diameter. The white ''star'' near the center of the coma is in fact the dust-shrouded nucleus of the comet.The sun and the planet Saturn are shown at the same scale for comparison. Credit: University of Hawaii/CFHT (comet); NASA/Voyager (Saturn); NASA/ESA/SOHO (sun)

Still visible on clear night. Look northwest towards the constellation Cassiopeia, the one that looks like a "W".

In Through The Out Door

Meowch.

Woman Finds Boyfriend Dead In Cat Door

Shipwreck!

A near-intact shipwreck apparently dating from the 17th century has been found in the Baltic Sea, Swedish television has said.

Eat it Titanic. This one went down perfectly.

Best TV Show Opening Ever

Under A Red Moon - Closer Today

China launched its first moon orbiter on Wednesday accompanied by a blaze of live-to-air patriotic propaganda celebrating the country's space ambitions and technological prowess.

'Cow-eating' Trees Of Padrame

MANGALORE: Carnivorous trees grabbing humans and cattle and gobbling them up is not just village folklore.

India: You think our movies are crazy!?

The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford

The best movie you'll see this year.

Handle my affairs,
I will never know,
Bury all the bills,
Leave for Mexico.

Fun With Google!

Google's Dirty Secrets - The funniest videos are a click away

Blackbeard's Cannon

He is my favorite bad-ass pirate. The guy carried 8 revolvers and lit fuses in his beard... C'MON! You can't get much more frightening than that.

One of his cannons has been recovered.

Blackbeard's cannon surfaces

I Am Innocent...

'I am innocent and some day evidence will be found to prove it'.

That was written by Dr. Hawley Crippen in 1910, two weeks before he was hanged for the murder of his wife, Cora.

My poor Doctor, your day has come.

Nearly a century later, research appears to show that the evidence which sent Crippen to the gallows was mistaken: the human remains discovered under his London house could not be those of Cora.

It seems the missing Cora ran away, back to America. Didn't peep up when her husband was arrested though. Sometimes, justice is a bitch. I wonder how many other people hung innocent from the gallows. Hangman, hold it a little while, I think I see my DNA comin', ridin' many a mile.

Backstory
Hawley Crippen was an American doctor who moved to England in 1900 with his wife, Cora Turner. When Cora disappeared in 1910, Crippen said she had returned to the US, and later said that she had died in California. After his lover, Ethel le Neve, moved into the couple's home in Holloway, London, Cora's friends alerted the police, but a search revealed nothing. Crippen and Le Neve fled to Belgium before embarking on the SS Montrose to Canada. They were disguised as father and son, but the ship's captain became suspicious and alerted police using the newly invented wireless telegraph. Crippen was convicted and hanged at Pentonville Prison. He protested his innocence to the end.

Snapple Busted!

Last week I told you the day's Snapple fact was that The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

Well hold your horses Snapple lady!

High resolution image hints at 'Mona Lisa's' eyebrows

The device scanned a 240-million pixel image using 13 light spectrums,
including ultra-violet and infrared.

The resulting ultra-high resolution photograph of 150,000 dots per inch
yielded a reproduction of the "Mona Lisa's" face magnified 24 times. And there
Cotte found the evidence he sought -- a single brushstroke of a single hair
above the left brow.

All that for one eyelash? What the pluck?!

Baby Dinosaurs On The Ark!

We estimate its height at "Friggin' Huge".

I bet you've been wondering about the Puertasaurus I told you about last year.

Well, they found its bigger, badder buddy.

The skeleton of what's believed to be a new dinosaur species - a 105-foot plant-eater that is among the largest dinosaurs ever found - has been uncovered in Argentina, scientists said Monday.

The best part of this story? Read the responses below on the CBS website.

Someone actually writes this:

Dinosaurs are indeed mentioned in the Bible, but obviously the word "DINOSAUR" isn't used because the word didn't exist during Biblical times! The Bible describes the Behemoth and Leviathan in the book of Job, and also the word "tannin" the Hebrew word for dragon is used over 20 times in the Old Testament.Dinosaurs are Creations of God just like all other animals are. They just don''t exist, the larger ones that is, anymore, although there have been reports of teradactyls in New Guinea.Secular "science" doesn't want you to know about this though, because God forbid the Bible is True, we can''t have that now...right?

Although they may be simple, uneducated folk who whip themselves after staring at their sister for too long, I have to admire their ignorance, for it must be bliss in their world. Just birds chirpin' and angels singing until they get caught in an embezzlement or sex sting.

Instead of deporting illegal immigrants, can we deport people who believe that dinosaur and man walked together? If we get rid of those yahoos first the American people will be on their way to a more educated American pride and cleaner bathrooms.

New Guinea Teradactyls. That's the name of my band. 'SUP.